What’s with all this ‘past life’ and ‘alternate universe’ shit?
I live in Lancaster.
Life of the party.
Are you dancing on the dancefloor or drinking by the bar?
Tonight we do it big, and shine like stars.
We don't give a fuck 'cause that's just who we are.
Hm, right. I’m gonna go with cocky. It fits you. Let’s just hope your dick is as big as your ego.
Oh, I can promise you it is.
Just asked me if I want to be her boyfriend… What.
Well, it looks like you could land a chick after all.
Um, sure? I can’t tell if you’re really cocky or really confident. Maybe a little bit of both.
Well I’ve been called cocky more than I’ve been called confident so… Maybe a little bit of both.
And you can’t be that much of an asshole.
I think we can agree to disagree on that one.
Well if I was engaged to her in an alternate universe, there must be something enjoyable about her.